I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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