Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
they're like a gay fantastic four
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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