oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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