a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she smelled like a LAN party
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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