The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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