We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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