Are we in a gay sports bar?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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