he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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