Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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