4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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