I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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