So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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