Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.