Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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