After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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