I'm lost and stupid without you.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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