yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
