last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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