Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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