I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I woke up under a house in Key West
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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