Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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