I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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