West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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