Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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