cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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