Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
