Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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