Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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