nut hugger
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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