I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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