i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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