im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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