Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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