i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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