I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yo dont text me then not text me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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