Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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