I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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