I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
