doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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