Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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