Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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