dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
