sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
try to milk me bitch
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