Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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