And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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