dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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