David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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