this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think your dad took our porno
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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