I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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