No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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