At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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