How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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