i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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