i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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