u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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