Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Blood and glitter go together right?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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