hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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