He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
ok first of all what the fuck
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